Some tropes just own me completely.
I've accepted it.
There are thousands of romance tropes in existence, and somehow I keep wandering back to the same handful like they're emotionally supportive blankets with commitment issues.
I've tried to be reasonable about it.
I have failed.
The Tropes That Have Me in a Chokehold
Fake dating?
Obsessed.
Enemies-to-lovers?
Inject it directly into my veins.
He falls first?
I will never recover from it.
Emotionally unavailable men who swear they don't need anyone?
My...